nothing to spend but time on you,

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

what did you say, punk?

bIG

MEATY

CLAWS

WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

(Source: rannell, via ruinedchildhood)

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

(via i-xv-mcmxciv)

powerpuff-squirrels:

“youre old enough to make appointments yourself now”

(Source: grandtheftpasta, via orgasm)

queefilicious:

it’s odd how some people can do so much wrong yet we forgive them and ignore it while others make the tiniest error we judge them immensly

(Source: susemoji, via haraamzada)